Thursday, October 24, 2013

Texas Mom Rips Off Son's Scrotum

edit: tooting my horn a third time, beat J-Mac to this one.

Gawker- The wife of a soldier stationed at Joint Base San Antonio was taken into custody by the FBI this week after she allegedly tore her six-year-old son's genitals as punishment, and then used superglue to fix them.
According to the criminal complaint affidavit, Jennifer Marie Vargas's husband returned home on September 27th to find bloody paper towels stuffed down his crying son's underwear.
Upon closer inspection, it was revealed that the child's scrotum had been partially severed, resulting in a 4 centimeter-long tear and significant bruising.
He was rushed to the hospital where surgeons were able to repair the damage.
The affidavit says Vargas, 34, admitted to inflicting the injury out of anger with the child.
She told agents she attempted to treat the wound with alcohol, and then "applied superglue to the (boy's) scrotum until the bleeding stopped."
After lining his underwear with paper towels, Vargas "then told him to go to bed."
Vargas was arrested this past Wednesday and charged with assault within maritime and territorial jurisdiction resulting in serious bodily injury.
If convicted, she faces up to 10 years behind bars.

The most confusing part of this story is that they didn't mention what the kid did wrong. Like this can't be a F on a test or a sent to the principal's office situation. I'm never one to side with the party that's ripping off scrotums, but if your own mom is so mad at you that she rips off your testicals then you must've done something pretty terrible. '

Although this may not seem like a positive story, let's try to look at this in the best light possible. He may be officially infertile. Shredded nutsack has to be a sure-fire way to stop yourself from having kids. One day he may visit his psychotic bitch mom in prison and thank her for putting him through a few days of torture so that he may live the rest of his life free of condoms and children.
How about her method of solving the situation too? Alcohol, superglue, and paper towels... good call lady that'll have your kid fixed up in no time. 

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