Poland- A woman who was trying to create a Frankenstein dog in a series of sick experiments involving dead and live animals has been arrested.
The woman had almost 100 dead animal bodies some of which had looked like they had been experimented on in the freezers of her home in Warsaw, Poland.
Officers raided the house an acting on a tip-off from neighbors who had complained about the smell and noise created from dozens of cats in the building.
A police spokesman said: "She was banned from keeping dogs, she had become obsessed with creating a new breed of dog and when that became no longer possible she switched to experimenting with cats."
"There has obviously been some sort of sick experiments going on but until we get the autopsy is back on the bodies and have looked at the injuries to the life cats we won't know more about exactly what she was doing here."
The woman faces up to two years in jail this time for animal cruelty if police confirm that the animals were abused for illegal experimentation purposes.
What a story, this lady is exactly the kind of iconic figure that cat ladies need to strive to be. Having cats isn't enough, you need to up the anti and create some sort of franken-creature composed solely of cats. Does taking cats and stuffing pieces of them together really make a franken-dog? I don't see how it could, considering they are cats and not dogs, but then again I'm no expert on the matter. This lady was obviously a talented scientist nearing a breakthrough before these asshole cops had to cat-block her. Give her one more year of cramming a bunch of cat legs together and who knows maybe we get a new best friend to play with.
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