Logan Ryan Has A Bad Case Of White Face

Is it just me or does Logan Ryan look like a white dude with black skin? 

I don't know, whatever. Thanks for that pick.

Tony Allen Kicks Chris Paul In The Face

Great stuff. Tony Allen officially becomes the first NBA player to display his karate abilities during a regular season game.  And to believe those asshole refs called that foul! I mean look at Tony's bruised shin! Is that Tim Donaghy back calling the shots?

Whatever, Tony Allen just changed the game of basketball for the rest of time. Basketball ninjas are about to break out.

Play Of The Weekend

Late play of the weekend surfacing out of D2 Lincoln University. Kinda strange that this kid consciously decided to to do a frontflip, right?. Like that's not an accidental flip, he just saw the defender coming and thought "fuck it, I'll do a front flip".

1.9 Mile High Volcano Explosion

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Psycho Dolphins Strike Again

Have you guys ever wanted to see a dolphin gleefully banging a dead fish?



If you said yes, great! Here you go, now direct yourself to the nearest cliff and jump off of it. These sick fucks have been terrorizing our oceans since the dawn of time. One necrophilia loving Flipper is nothing compared to the gangs of dolphin rapists that kidnap humans and take them to rape caves. You don't have to believe me, but don't come crying to me after a "playful" dolphin gets a little to frisky with you. Next time you see one of these perves I suggest you punch it square in its bottlenose face.

Cop Fires 41 Rounds At Unarmed Driver, Hits 3 Shots

Dallas-For only the second time in 17 years, a Dallas County, Tex.,  grand jury has indicted a police officer for wrongly killing a suspect in the line of duty. Patrick Tuter is being held on an unusually high $100,000 bail after his indictment for manslaughter in the death of 25-year-old Michael Vincent Allen on August 31 of last year.

Prosecutors said they did not consider the fired Garland police officer a threat to flee, and were prepared to let bail go as low as $10,000. But Judge Lena Levario said that in her view, Tuter (pictured) posed a threat to public safety and needed to be locked up. Typical bail in manslaughter cases is about $25,000, the Dallas Morning News reported.

If he makes bail, Tuter is not allowed to hold any job that requires him to use a weapon.

From the facts of the case, Tuter appears not only trigger-happy, but also an inaccurate shot. He is accused of killing Allen, who was unarmed, after a half-hour chase during which speeds hit 100 miles per hour along a North Dallas freeway, ending up with Allen cornered in cul-de-sac in Mesquite.

According to one eyewitness to the shooting, Allen’s white GMC pickup was trapped between two cop cars. That’s when Tuter, according to a witness, shouted for Allen to get out of the truck but then without waiting more than a few seconds, opened fire.

He unloaded 41 rounds, pausing at least once to reload despite taking no return fire from Allen who was not in possession of a firearm. Three of those shots hit Allen, killing him. But 38 of Tuter’s shots missed their target.

The other officer at the scene fired no shots and actually took cover behind his squad car as Tuter continued to pump bullets at the immobilized pickup truck.

The chase began when Tuter noticed the pickup, which had been involved in a chase in nearby Sachse a few mights before.

Tuter crashed his vehicle into the pickup before firing. Allen, the father of one, died without getting out of the driver’s seat. Originally, police claimed that Allen rammed Tuter’s vehicle. But dashboard cam video showed that the reverse was actually the case.

“More and more, we’re learning that the account given by the police officer is not what actually occurred,” said Don Tittle, a lawyer who represents Allen’s family in a civil suit against Tuter for wrongful death. “That should be pretty alarming. It should certainly cause you to wonder in cases where there’s no video at all.”

Tuter faces up to 20 years in prison if convicted on the manslaughter charge.

Remind me to never piss off Patrick Tuter. This guy has all the right kind of crazy to get his own ridiculous spin off show. Who could even right a more reckless story for a badass cop? It reminds of the movie The Other Guys when Samuel L and The Rock go balls out and destroy the city while just chasing down some guys who had like an ounce of weed on them. At least those bad guys had guns and "drugs" on them, this poor dude Mike had just been in a chase a couple nights ago. Instead of pulling him over and arresting him my man Tuter decides to ram Mike's truck, yell "come out with your hands up", and then just unload 41 rounds into the truck. 41 rounds... 38 misses. 

ps- Don Tittle, is it immature to giggle at that?
 Fun fact: a tittle is the little dot that hangs out above an "i" or "j".

Super Awkward Slow-Mo Of College Kids Posing For Pictures

Posing for pictures may be the sneaky most difficult thing to do in college. Do you try to let your friends know you're "goin' wild" at college with a tongue out face like at the :09 mark? Or do you pretend you're getting raped by an aggressive asian like the chick from :23? Any way you do it, deciding your pose and then waiting for the camera to take the picture always feels like fooooreeevveeerrr. (read that like the gif, and if you don't know what it's from, you're old)

Well when the flash never goes off and the picture ends up being a recording, well that's when you get one of the most awkwardly awesome videos on the internet right now.

PS- I think I nailed the picture decision making during Halloween.

Included with a bonus, best photobomb, but worst picture of me of all time.

Tre Mason Catches Squirrels For Speed

Auburn- What does it take to be an Auburn running back? Learning to chase and catch squirrels with your bare hands is a start.

Squirrel chasing, catching and hopefully, releasing is becoming a rite of passage for Auburn running backs trying to prove their speed and immune system while tracking a possible rabies-stricken squirrel through the woods of Alabama.

Tre Mason posted a picture on Instagram and Twitter late Monday evening of himself holding a squirrel with the caption: "Catch squirrels to test your speed!"

Mason has been chasing squirrels to test his speed since September when he tweeted: "Just caught my first squirrel. Did it on the 2nd try!

Is this all it takes to play D1 football? Christ, If I hadn't given up on chasing squirrels when I was 10 years old I'd be the next Wes Welker. I used to pretend I was a predator, just smokin squirrels with rocks left and right, hoping to wipe out the population. Realistically, did I ever hit one? No, those things are agile as fuck, but I was practicing throwing, not catching. If I could do it over again, I'm chasing those fuzzy rats on all fours until I've got 4.4 40 speed. Next step would be catching butterflies until I'm athletic, then you've got yourself a new D1 prospect.

First Transgender Victoria's Secret Model

Yahoo- Carmen Carrera is having her moment. Ever since twirling onto the pop-culture stage as a scantily clad contestant on “RuPaul’s Drag Race” in 2011, the New Jersey native, born a boy named Christopher, has been enjoying a fast ascension as a model. 

After publicly transitioning to female after her stint on the reality show, Carrera has signed with Elite Model Management, walked the runway for designer Marco Marco during last month’s LA Fashion Week, and been featured twice in W magazine, most recently in a 13-page spread shot by Steven Meisel for the September issue. 

Now she’s the subject of a Change.org petition created by fans to request that Victoria’s Secret sign Carerra as the brand’s first transgender model. The effort has already garnered more than 20,000 signatures — and a slew of supportive comments — since its creation by Marco Regalado of California on Monday. 

“I'm amazed!” Carrera wrote on Facebook on Tuesday in response to the fast-growing support. “And just to make it clear, this petition is not to force VS to do anything. It's to prove that the world is ready for change and possibilities are endless!” Victoria's Secret did not immediately respond to requests for comment from Yahoo Shine.

“Gender does not exist in terms of beauty,” Carrera notes on her website. And judging by the recent swell of transgender visibility in the modeling world, she seems to have a point.


 Androgynous Serbian male model Andrej Pejic (who scored the cover of Serbian Elle earlier this year) first broke ground in 2011, when she walked both the men’s and women’s runways forJean-Paul Gaultier; that’s the same year transsexual model Lea T of Brazil appeared on the cover of Brazilian Elle, and Dutch Valentijn de Hingh was featured in the pages of Italian Vogue. 

Trans beauty queen Jenna Talackova forced Donald Trumpand his Miss Universe Canada pageant to end its ban on transgender contestants in 2012. And more recently, two non-transgender bio-girls, Elliott Sailors and Casey Legler, have found success working as male models — which wouldn’t surprise the supporters of Carrera’s Change.org petition.

“Gender in America is reaching a point where it is no longer important what you were born as but what you make of yourself, and Ms. Carrera is a stunning example of that,” notes signer Jered Lawson of California. “Anyone who has dreams should sign this.”


Hmm...

I don't know what to say here. Is this chick hot? 100% yes, but she used to be this.

So where the fuck does this leave us. A transgender Victoria's Secret model, never would've thought I'd see the day. To be honest never actually thought about it before because who would've thought a transgender chick could be hot. Can't bang her cause she used to be a he, but is it weird to look? I don't know, fuck this.

Incognito Called Warren Sapp The N word 2 Years Ago

What a back and forth story! Richie's a bully, no wait the coaches told him to do it. Richie's racist, no wait he's an honorary black person. NO WAIT WE'VE GOT IT! Richie is a racist-bully! Warren Sapp told Dan Patrick that, while lined up against Incognito, Richie called him a nigger. This is all coming out while people start realizing just how horrible his track record really is. He left Nebraska after being suspended three separate times for fighting/casual assault charges. Then he went to Oregon and was kicked off the team. Next he entered the NFL and in 5 seasons with the Rams he managed to get 38 penalties in 44 games, 7 of which were unnecessary roughness. This lead him to be named the dirtiest player in the NFL. The whole story about his bullying of Jonathan Martin, are you  guys sure he's really a bully yet? Yes.

This guy is simply a massive dickhead. Luckily for him he is literally massive and can get paid millions due to his knack for being huge. Well, time's up Richie, it's all down hill from here. Once ESPN gets locked on to a controversial story like this there is no turning back, so say bye-bye to your NFL career, hopefully the Toronto Argonauts need a fat guy, though they're not too keen on name calling up there.

North Texas With 8 Play Goal Line Stand

Edit: Couldn't get video to work for some reason so heres the video.

Rice ran 8 plays inside the 5 yard line of North Texas, 7 of which were inside the 3. After stopping the Owls on 4 consecutive plays, North Texas was hit with a questionable defensive holding call and Rice was gifted 4 more tries at the endzone. North Texas came up with the stop again in what the Fox announcers called the greatest goal line stand they had ever seen in football, period.

8 chances... 8 CHANCES YOU GUYS! Gotta make something happen with an opportunity like that, but NOPE, hello North Texas. Rice just getting buried on every play. 

Rice's coach may be calling all the wrong plays, but you have got to give credit to the North Texas D here. Each play the field is clogged, no receivers open, no lanes to hit, no options at all cause North Texas was fucking everywhere. 8 play goal line stand is one way to fire up the Mean Green boys. Oh and that last play after getting 7 chances? Throw the ball in the air. You've had too many tries already, just throw the ball and pray that you don't end up being part of the worst redzone drive in NCAA history.

Gaulledet U 8-0 After Blocked Field Goal For TD

Washington- Gallaudet invented the huddle, uses a drum to signal the snap count and loses a lot of games.

For years, those were the only things anyone seemed to know about the football team at the university for the deaf and hard of hearing.

This year's Bison are dispelling more than a few perceptions with a shot at the first NCAA berth for a men's team in school history.

And they rarely huddle anymore. And they only beat the drum when the other team shanks a punt.

A team once high on novelty and low on competitiveness suddenly can't be beat, with an 8-0 record after an amazing finish Saturday.

Gallaudet blocked a potential game-winning field goal with 2 seconds left and Ryan Bonheyo returned it 79 yards for a TD to beat Becker, 40-34.

First things first, hats off to this team. Being deaf is never an advantage and certainly not in football, what this team is doing is special. They are flat out winning, their average time of possession is tops in the entire nation for all levels. Now that that has been said, this whole concept is hilarious.

Quote from the article

Goldstein also had to learn different ways to throw tantrums. His failed in his first attempt, after the Bison fumbled three times in the first half in his first game as coach.

''I wanted the kids to know I was upset. I walked in the room of the offense team meeting (at halftime) and I take a chair and I throw it across the room,'' Goldstein said. ''It slams against the wall. Three kids turn around. Out of a group of about 35 kids, only three turn around because none of them heard me.''

Picture that, the coach tosses a chair in a violent rage and no one reacts to it. That's gotta be demoralizing from a coach's perspective. What do you do next, yell for their attention? Nope, sorry, thats not happening either, have to walk in front of them and have someone angrily sign what you're saying while you try your best to be pissed off at a bunch of blank faces staring up at you. That's a tough hand to deal with as a coach, but hey he's 8-0 and his deaf D is making big plays. 

Nuts To Dome For This UF Fan

My man, not a good look. I don't know if the play here is to point out the obvious, but that guy looks way to comfortable with nuts on his head. I hope to God he figured it out, socked the guy who's doing it, and then grabbed that bombshell in blue and banged her out right there. That may be a tad unrealistic, but I think its the only redemption possible for getting bullied on national TV.

Also, either his buddy in the visor doesn't have peripheral vision or he is way too afraid to confront the guy behind him because that is clearly visible.

Keep on chompin, ignore the bullies and it never even happened.